SEEEEXXX PLEASE
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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