I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
