That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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