He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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