Plan B is the new Plan A
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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