i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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