so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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