the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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