I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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