He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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