I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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