i would punch a child for taco bell
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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