it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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