we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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