I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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