her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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