The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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