I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize