He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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