I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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