She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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