Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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