im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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