Only a mothe r could love this liver
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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