I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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