if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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