Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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