Dual....:-)
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Alive.
So much puke
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
