Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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