doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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