I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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