i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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