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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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