giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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