whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Are we still banned from the library?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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