Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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