I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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