anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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