so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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