i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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