belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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