Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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