I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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