dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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