sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Randomize
