Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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