My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
These tits shall not be calmed
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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