just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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