I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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