I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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