i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You pole danced in your parka.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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