I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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