I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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