that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Fuck appropriateness.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Randomize
