quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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