It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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